Well the monkey was spared from being dinner. But I’m getting tired of having him around. It’s time for him to go!
Monkey guts on my tire???
Under the tires just makes a mess. Maybe off to the dump…
Goin' out with the trash!
I dont think the dump takes live animals. I know what to do…
Slow boat to nowhere...
I wonder how far one stamp will get him…
Postal Mail or FedEx?
Ha Ha Ha!!!
Well I’ve never prepared monkey for dinner before, so I didn’t know what to do with the stupid animal. First I thought, let’s nuke him…
Nuke him!
But then my microwave guide didn’t come with settings for “monkey” or “critter”, so I didn’t know what power level to set or for how long. And you know how bad meat gets in the microwave! So I figured that you can’t go wrong sauteeing him…
Simmer on low heat.
In a saute pan, at least you can adjust the temperature and seasoning as you go along. But then I remembered those Cherry wood chips I had next to the cutting board and realized that monkey really should be grilled over an open flame…
Mmmm... charcoal!
Check back tomorrow for my review of Bar-B-Cue Monkey!
I had so much fun shootin’ pool with the stupid monkey last night that I decided to throw a dinner in his honor. Do ya think he has any clue that he is going to BE dinner!
Ha Ha Ha
– crazy turtle
Needs a little seasoning.
Don't forget to soak the wood chips for flavor.
I treated the stupid monkey to a game of billards. Well, he wasn’t playing… just watching. I even gave him the best seat in the house, but I don’t think he enjoyed it!
– crazy turtle
Eight ball, corner pocket.
Unfortunately, the monkey has already started misbehaving during his initial days as a hostage. This will settle him down…
Hanging around.
The stupid monkey is mine! If you want him back unharmed… ha, ha, ha, ha ha. He’s gonna get it!
–crazy turtle
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